It's hard for me to take either side seeing how I don't like having my wallet molested, but if I was forced to choose I'd have to say DollyWood because the concessions are a little bit cheaper and the setting is much nicer.
Well I believe the phrase they use in traffic court is, "ignorance is not an excuse." I know traffic court doesn't come close to the representing the importance of a child's life but you get the point.