classic.

I'm a ass leg guy. Its just something I like.

Hair on their tongues? What in the hell are you talking about? lmao. They get hair balls from licking their fur but don't have hair on their tongues. haha.

Hey what's wrong with a blubber ball?

I think anybody that puts thier face out the deserves any attention that they get. If you didnt want people in your face then don't be a star. Its like me $!%@#$%& about being shot at I knew what I was getting into. But I do think that they take it way way to far. Do we really need three million shots oh Brit Brit getting a coffee no I think not. And long distance lenses that's just wrong. Damn I'm long winded.

Nothing makes me more sick than multi millionaires with little to no talent telling me how to live my life. However, I would beat the living @@%# out of any douche bag chasing me with a camera.

Cats are good for funny internet posters.

well i'm not saying i want a dang goodyear blimp either. healthy curvy, not obese curvy. i mean girls think the same about guys don't wanna damn stick and dont' wanna freaking blubber ball

...he was just too damn sneaky

The new butler is pretty cool too but not as cool as the butler from Mr. Deeds.

but I'm not white do I still count?

Dude I've carried my home and belongings on my back before but that's just crazy. Just buy a gun rack. But then again it frees up room for joe bob and bobby joe.