Spam in a Can vs. Spam in your Mailbox
"Which type of spam would you rather have? "
Art Theft & Non-Countryballs vs. Circle Tool Cheats
"Which Polandball Comic is WORSE?! "
I'll eat there again. vs. Boycott. No more Chick-fil-A for me.
"Despite their homophobic stance on marriage equality, which they have every right to, I might have eaten there anyway if I liked their food. Why lie about the fact you have a different ideology? "
"PLEASE DO NOT CHOOSE A SIDE. I AM NOT ASKING FOR ANYONE WHO VIEWS THIS TO CHOOSE. PLEASE READ THE PARAGRAPH BELOW BEFORE POSTING. PLEASE CHOOSE NEUTRAL. THANK YOU. "
Spam in a Can is More Disgusting vs. Spam in my Inbox is More Disgusting
"Which form of SPAM is more aggravating, disgusting, and just plain nasty? SPAM in a can or SPAM on the internet? "
Take the Front Door and Just Say No vs. Sneak in the Side Door - Avoid Them
"Boyscouts, Girlscouts, Shiners, Etc... When you spot them selling something at Wal-Mart what do you do? Front or Side? "
The Dancing Dog vs. The Dancing Man
"A friend sent this video to me. Who do you think wons the dance off between the dog and man? "
Over - Out the Front vs. Under - Out the Back
"Which way is the right way to replace the toilet paper? There have been plenty of fights over this one. "
"Let's get down to business. What really came first, the Chicken or the Egg? "
The Jonas Brothers vs. The Jealous Brothers
"Who are the most talented and best looking brothers out there right now? "