Cell Phone Service vs. Internet Service
"If you were to lose your job which service could you not live without? Cell phone or internet. "
Partagas Black vs. CAO Brazilia
"The CAO Brazilia is a highly rated cigar but I have found more flavor and consistency in the Partagas Black. "
Padron 1926 vs. Padron 1964 Anniversary
"I'm partial to the 1926 only because I had a bad 1964 here in NYC "
Press #1 for English vs. English only
"Are you as aggravated as I when you have to choose your own language? This is America. We speak English. Live with it! "
Homeless People vs. Homeless Animals
"Who do you have more compassion for? Homeless People or Homeless Animals? "