Torture for the Poor Animal vs. Cute and Adorable
"Is it cute and adorable or pure torture for the animals when their owners dress them up? "
Parking in Three Spaces vs. Stopping in the Middle of an Intersection
"Which of these idiot drivers needs to be slapped upside their head? "
Toilette Paper Hanging Around vs. Booger In Clear Sight
"What would be a more embarrassing situation? "
Donald Trump's Hair vs. Gov. Rod Blagojevich's Hair
"This is no laughing matter. Who's hair would win in a fight? "
Brown Nosing Kiss Ass vs. Outspoken Loud Mouth
"Lets be honest here; you're one or the other. When it comes to work are you the kiss ass or the loud mouth? "
Forclosed Home with a Two Foot Lawn vs. Geo Tracker and Metro in Driveway
"What drops real estate value in a sub division more? Forclosed home with a lawn that is two feet tall or a house with a Geo Metro and Tracker in the driveway? "
The Shetland Pony vs. The Permobil
"What is your favorite method of transportation to get to work every day? The permobil or the shetland pony. "
Having Teeth Pulled - Dentist vs. Dealing with Mail in Rebates
"What is more painful and irritating? "