"What would you rather wake up to? A ghost or an intruder? "
Carrie Underwood vs. Kelly Clarkson
"Which one is your favorite American Idol winner? "
4-Wheeler pulling a Tacoma out of the mud vs. Geo Metro towing a trailer twice its size
"Would you be more embarrassed if you were the owner of the Tacoma or the Metro? "
94 Honda Civic - AKA -Yellow Jacket vs. 90 Geo Metro - AKA - Chick Magnet
"Which ride would you rather roll in? My Civic or my brothers chick magnet? "
Nabisco "Fudgees" vs. Hamburger Helper "Stroganoff"
"Whats the most perverted name for a food product? Fudgees or Stroganoff. Get your minds in the gutter! "
Dirty Old Playstation 2 vs. Dirty Old Bar Fridge
"Ladies and gentlemen, these images should be centered vertically... "